I've never named any of my cars.

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07/09/2020 at 11:30 • Filed to: None

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But if I did, I’d name my car Sabine.

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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 11:36

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I have only named pickups, can’t tell ya exactly why. Tan Stan, Red Ted


Kinja'd!!! Thisismydisplayname > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 11:41

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I always enjoy watching Sabine.  She always looks like she’s having a great time.  Can’t help but be happy while watching.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper
07/09/2020 at 11:42

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My uncle’s old, green F-series’ name is Clarence.

Because of course it is.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Thisismydisplayname
07/09/2020 at 11:43

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She just emanates joy.

She’s goofy, but her enthusiasm is just so pure, you can’t fault her for it.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 11:44

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I have given some kind of names to some of my cars. But the names are more like descriptions:

Mätä-Ascona (rotten Ascona)
Ruosteeton Lapin A uto (Rust free car from Lapland, rust part wasn’t actually true but I did buy it from Lapland )
Veu- Kadett (Opel Kadett with license p la te starting with VEU)
Pörinä-Kadett (loud exhaust Opel Kadett)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > kanadanmajava1
07/09/2020 at 11:46

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Nice!

Mine are:

Daddy’s fast car, and

truck


Kinja'd!!! barnie > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 11:50

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Umm, anytime I could get in a car with Sabine, I would. Scare away!

I’ve named my last 2 cars:

Max was a 2016 Ford Exploder. CAR fell off a couple after I got it and left MAX.

Sully is my current ‘01 Su babru Legacy E.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 11:56

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AwesomeaustinV had to go and name my car for me. What did he come up with? Geoff. Geoff with a G. It is annoyingly appropriate.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 11:59

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My car was named “Bruce” but I don’t really call it bruce. Just “cruiser”. For a while it was known as “the mighty moo” because of the I6 noise.  as opposed to “the boat” GX470 because of the excellent burble of the V8.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 12:00

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I was about to say I’ve never named my cars, but we regularly refer to my WRX as the zippy car. My wife liked to call her Explorer “ Big Mama.” The Outback came from my mom, so we sometimes call it the MimiMobile. 


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 12:01

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I’ve never named mine either. I just can’t anthropomorphize them like a lot of enthusiasts do. Maybe it’s the farm boy in me or something? Anyway, it’s nice that Chevy puts her initials on their high performance options. 


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 12:04

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I gave my first three cars feminine names (Astra/FoST/944 -> Shirley/Charlotte/Erika)

After thinking that was a bit cringey, s tarting with the Mustang, i just switched to nicknames or themed names (“ Scout” like a horse name and ironically the name of the female protagonist from one of my favorite books, Catcher in the Rye. Or the Pony Express because LOL).

The 931 never actually got a proper nickname and I haven’t been able to think up one yet. It’d have to be something undeniably German....


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > lone_liberal
07/09/2020 at 12:07

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That is a nice tribute.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > barnie
07/09/2020 at 12:08

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These are good names.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/09/2020 at 12:10

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Horst?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_von_Saurma


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 12:11

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My vehicle names:

Mom’s car

The Toyota

The Jeep

The truck

The Yamaha

The Honda

The broken Honda


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > DipodomysDeserti
07/09/2020 at 12:13

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Yeah, pretty much.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
07/09/2020 at 12:16

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V8s make everything better.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
07/09/2020 at 12:22

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LOL

We have both a Jeff and a Geoff in our office.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 12:36

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Jefferson and Geoffrey. I woulda taken my car for a Jefferson really.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > DipodomysDeserti
07/09/2020 at 12:38

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This, exactly. I always get a weird cringe y feeling when otherwise normal people tell me the name of their car. It’s like naming your couch.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 12:38

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If I ever name a car, someone have me committed.  


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Sovande
07/09/2020 at 12:42

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Noted.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Sovande
07/09/2020 at 13:20

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Especially cars made within the last thirty years. As if any of them really have any personality.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > DipodomysDeserti
07/09/2020 at 13:30

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Agreed. Its basically just an exercise in which seat best fits and then deciding who you want to impress so you know how much to spend. 


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/09/2020 at 15:43

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‘87 Cadillac Fleetwood-Jenny

‘05 Chrysler 300 Touring-Mary

‘15 Chrysler 200 Touring-Lil’ Miss Lady

“16 Honda Ruckus-Beverly

‘18 Renegade Sport-Renny (lame, but I had it for 5 months)

‘96 Dodge B2500 Van-Patty

‘16 Transit Connect Cargo-JanVan or RallyVan


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
07/10/2020 at 01:09

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LONG LIVE GEOFF